urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ashlie3ashlie3ashlie3ashlie32008-02-06T06:49:36Zurn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ashlie3:709Stupid People2008-02-06T06:49:36Z2008-02-06T06:49:36Z<p>Dear Moron<br />I understand having your vehicle in the workshop for a few hours is a large inconvience, but when we tell you the piece of crap you drive is due for a cambelt replacement, the sensible thing is to go ahead and get it done. Not wait four months then call and complain because it broke and fucked your engine. Though I apologise for laughing in your face when it was towed to our building.<br /><br />Dear Deisel Owner<br />You have a diesel vehicle. It runs on diesel, not petrol. See where I'm going with this?? This is the second time since you brought your vehicle that you have made this error. Yet each time you drive the vehicle anyway then call complaining that it's no longer going. And yes it is going to take 2 - 3 days to clean out the whole fuel line system. And no the vehicle warrany will not cover the $900 bill. Warranties don't cover you being a fucking imbisile. Fuck off and die or next time I'll tell you we have to replace the whole engine.<br /><br />Dear 4WD Owners<br />I know you feel special driving around in your overly lage waste of metal but you live in the city!!!!! The only off-roading your vehicle does is passing a farm on your way to the latest holiday spot.<br /><br />Dear Creepy Bogan With A Car Older Than I Am<br />You are not attractive and no I will not go out with you. I'm not interested in you piece of shit car, or how you have "pimped" it. (his words) You have disgustingly long greasy hair, your clothes are filled with holes and possibly some contaigous disease. Your old enough to be my father, are skinner than me and smell like a public toilet. Being in your presence makes me want to grab the bleach and steel wool. If you come leering at me again I will snap. And murder is still illegal no matter how much of a favour I'm doing the world's gene pool. Fuck off.<br /><br />Dear Crazy Bitch Who Tried To Sue Us<br />Last year we told you your brakes will need to be replaced next service. When you brought your car in we told you we wouldn't let it leave as it was now considered dangerous with new brakes. You then proceeded to bring us a quote and let us know the work was going to be done elswhere so we let you leave with the car. Three days later your brakes failed and you hit a power pole while speeding and messed up your face. (Karma's a bitch aint it!) As the police pointed out to you when you were charged, THIS IS YOUR FAULT. You booke the car into another shop to have the work done, then didn't show up. So while you wait your court date and your face to be repaired, remember that we are sitting here enjoying the fact that you know have to pay $180,000.00 as your insurance wont pay for your stupidity. Bet you wish you paid the $299 for new brakes now aye.<br /><br />Sincerley<br /><br />A disgruntled service department worker.<br /></p>